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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:01

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
No way
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
Then came..
Brain Uses Separate Synapses to Balance Learning and Stability - Neuroscience News
Nuts and Butts
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So they tried
Loons and Moons
How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?
Just Forget it!
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
No, not a chance
Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
share office space ...
Still no good
I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN
Next, they tried...
Thumbs down again.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
What are the most important skills a fine artist should develop in today's art world?
Still no good.
So, the docs changed it to read
Catatonics & High Colonics
Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC
No go.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Is Father’s Day getting more respect? Depends on who you ask - AP News
They put up a sign reading
Minds and Behinds
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.