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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 00:01

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Freaks and Cheeks

Analysis & Anal Cysts

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

No way

Is it a viable option to open an international Business Process outsourcing (BPO) company in India, considering the already existing abundance of such companies in the country?

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Another attempt resulted in ...

Then came..

Brain Uses Separate Synapses to Balance Learning and Stability - Neuroscience News

Nuts and Butts

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Gmail’s AI summaries now appear automatically - The Verge

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

So they tried

Loons and Moons

How do you fight the push and pull (manipulation) tactic if you want to win him?

Just Forget it!

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

No, not a chance

Thin, Light and Built to Last: The New Era of the Galaxy Z Series - Samsung Newsroom

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

share office space ...

Still no good

I tested Apple’s 11th-gen iPad for a week, and it’s still the best tablet - CNN

Next, they tried...

Thumbs down again.

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

What are the most important skills a fine artist should develop in today's art world?

Still no good.

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

Paris Baguette: The Korean bakery that wants to make croissants less French - BBC

No go.

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Is Father’s Day getting more respect? Depends on who you ask - AP News

They put up a sign reading

Minds and Behinds

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.